I had a fabulous weekend away at Petoskey. If you’ve ever served me you know I adore going to the Bay, it is so peaceful there. The hotel is beautiful, not a five star, the place is too small to have a five star hotel, but that’s alright, I always get a beautiful room with a fireplace, jacuzzi and balcony which overlooks nothing but wilderness in a valley. I also went to the Oasis hot tub gardens, I used the Borneo Rainforest room for the first time, which has a lovely waterfall. However, the hot tub is way too big. I prefer the more intimate sized hot tubs, they are much more comfortable. I still had a great time and because of my VIP status and my tendency to go there often for some relaxation my next visit is ‘on the house’. Which means that you do not get the joy of paying for it, but that’s okay my eager little money puppets, I will put ALL of your money to good use other ways, so no worries.
It turns out that my fascination with the mysteries of the world has a strong effect over you subbies. To think me talking about my theory on how time is really a cycle & not linear at all, & how there are parallel universes and how I am such a geek for philosophy, theology, astronomy and history makes it so much easier for me to VICTIMIZE your wallet. mmm hmm that’s right, I said it.
I am here to VICTIMIZE your WALLET.
And since time is a cycle I am going to reach my hands into that beat up worn down wallet over and over, molesting it with no mercy, and showing you no compassion. You can beg, you can plead, you can demand that I give you a chance to pay your bills and I will laugh in your face, pin you down and make you feel the invasion again and again. Tell me that isn’t hot.. .
I know the thought of financial abuse by me has you worked up, you want it badly, you need it more than anything and you will become my willing victim. Possibly you will develop a case of Stockholm Syndrome.
And for the one that had only 7 days of his life (the BEST 7 days he has ever experienced) devoted towards my complete and utter happiness no matter what the cost, do you really think that today, this last day of our arrangement will be an easy day for you? After a night of listening to The Mantra on repeat in your sleep, your day is going to be spent with you feeling my invasion deeper than it has ever gone before. I am penetrating every ounce of your core and leaving you with MY will running through your veins. You will walk away today but you will CRAWL back.
And all of this WALLET VICTIMIZING & brainwashing done by such a sweet innocent geek of a girl, really who would have thought that the girl next door who is striving to become an archeologist would have the ability, let alone the DESIRE, to cause you financial destruction.
I know a few who were foolish enough to not believe, & they are the ones who feel MYÂ power the most.
(Hey it looks like My head is floating- told ya I’m powerful)
Isn’t my TS banner funny. Its true though, talk sugar will help your bank balance go down and you WILL find it rather delightful.
I also really like this banner, because once again, it is SO true. Your Money- My Hands- PERFECTO!