I’ve always loved to control people. I never realized as a child what I was doing, or even as a teen. I never understood that satisfaction that I was feeling in the pit of my stomach, or what it meant. I only knew that I would have uncontrollable fits of laughter as I sat outside of chaos and made it happen. It always amused me that nobody ever figured out I was the ring master. I’ve always been so efficient at it, and so innocent in appearance, that I’ve never had to defend myself.
I’ve loved the discord I could cause by simply setting people up for it. As I got older I started truly understanding what it meant. Not only did I have the power to control people without them knowing, but I was able to get what I wanted out of it.
Now, with my stable of pets I rarely write about the things they do for me. I know that serving me is an honor and it would be an honor for me to mention you in my journal. So I’ve been doing something since about three days ago to lead up to todays journal.
Does this sound familiar to you pet?
“If you buy this you’ll be my favorite.”
“If you send this amount of money you’ll be my favorite”
“You’ll be my number one if you send me more money than he did.”
“Ooops looks like he bought more gifts than you. You’ll have to remain at the bottom of ladder.”
“I know you want to be at the top don’t you, you want to be number one which means you have to buy this.”
“I love this pet so much he gives me everything I want, what did you give me today.”
“With an attitude like that you won’t be number one.”
“Good boy, now you’re my number one.”
I’m sure a few of those have been said to you within the past few days. Well that’s because I knew if I played favorites I’d inspire you to try harder, and it definitely worked. Not only did I get whatever I wanted from all of you, but I also caused a couple of you to duke it out on yahoo and the whole time I sat back laughing. Neither of you realized I was feeding the other one lines to say, and you were both quite desperate to be my favorite. Boy 2 was feeding it to me the whole time, it was kinda funny. But honestly, the way you two behaved.. neither one of you is in the running to be my favorite anymore. Both you sound like 9 year old boys, and I don’t keep that kind of immaturity in my stable.
boy1(3/30/2009 7:44:11 PM): Goddess Posh loves me more
boy2(3/30/2009 7:44:19 PM): That’s not what she said.
boy2(3/30/2009 7:44:27 PM): She told me I sent her the most cash.
boy1(3/30/2009 7:44:37 PM): I just asked her right now and she said I’m her favorite so you can get off it you probably don’t even give her everything you have do you loser
boy1(3/30/2009 7:44:49 PM): how does it feel to not get mentioned in her blog if you’re such a big spender?
boy2 (3/30/2009 7:45:02 PM): I’ve never seen you on there either. why did you send me a message, i only care about goddess not you
boy1(3/30/2009 7:45:21 PM): but I’m her favorite and she told me you said you wanted to kick my ass
boy2(3/30/2009 7:45:58 PM): i am starting to think You don’t like me
boy1(3/30/2009 7:46:16 PM): what gave you the clue genius. i can’t believe she keeps you around loser
boy2(3/30/2009 7:46:50 PM): she just told me that i’m her favorite so you can go away now
boy2 (3/30/2009 7:46:58 PM): and I will kick your ass
boy1(3/30/2009 7:47:02 PM): I told you to wait
boy2 (3/30/2009 7:47:07 PM): what the hell are you talking about
boy1(3/30/2009 7:47:28 PM): should have waited
boy1(3/30/2009 7:47:33 PM): you talked to goddess and now shes mad at me you stupid cunt but at least I get to send her more cash to make up for it
boy2(3/30/2009 7:48:03 PM): i just send cash because i love her so i don’t need to wait around for permission like you
boy1(3/30/2009 7:48:12 PM): you’re lucky she told me to stop talking to you
Anyways, after causing all of them to run around like their feet were going out of style trying to buy me gifts and give me cash, I decided it was time for the “Big Reveal”..
And who is the number one?
I’ll tell you, it’s not who you think it is. I’ve known all along that it wasn’t you, but it sure was fun getting your hopes up and making you try for it. hahahaha.
Number one is ME. Should have realized that from the beginning. hahaha– I am self-centered, the center of my world, and the center of your world!
Stop trying to be the top pet and start trying to make sure I am happy ALWAYS. That’s the best way for a pet like you to live your life, and when I feel you are selfless enough I will give you special attention. Until then you’ll always be at the bottom of the barrel.