If you haven’t yet heard, I have a special gift for you! It’s called Poshy’s Control and it is a HUGE success. I just knew it would be way too tempting for any of you to turn down. In fact, it’s been such a great hit among you boys that I’ve devoted a whole page to it on my site. This way every time a new lucky wanderer finds me he’ll be able to access the program right from the start. Mmmmm.