Pay for MORE of MY Dior!
I don’t always wear makeup but when I do it’s DIOR and slave paid for.
Most likely you understand thatÂ it’s a parody of the Dos Equis guy commercials, but in this case the parody serves a purpose other than just humor (though of course you may lay your praise at my feet for my humor and wit). Â But the main point is to remind you, my pet, that you need to open your wallet and pay for MORE of MY Dior. Pay for MORE of my everything!
Not only do you need to open your wallet and pay for MY makeup, you will pay for anything I want. And why is this, you might wonder…
Because, you’re without control. I have the control. You’re on a leash, a little weakling being yanked this way and that way by my strong hands, and you’re going to do exactly as I say. Pay for MORE of MY Dior, and pay for MORE of EVERYTHING I want! I have an entire list of items hand chosen by ME that I know you just can’t wait to shop from. Click on my amazon wishlist and then mindlessly click ‘add to cart’ next to every item, and then go check out and send all of those gifts to me and make me DELIGHTED and FILLED WITH GLEE. See it’s really so easy, why make more than one trip… might as well get me everything I want in one go and oh don’t worry, I’ll be wanting plenty more again tomorrow so you’ll still haveÂ more opportunity to be of service to me.
My dazzling BLONDEÂ beauty makes your boy brain feel so mushy and sleepy, and sleepy boy feels oh so spendy mmmmm … you stare and stare, and suddenly, hours have gone by and your wallet feels oh so much lighter! #FINANCIALDOMINATION This is the fate of a Posh puppet.
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